I'm a bellend.
I though we had a storm here. Turns out the 'lightening' was just the blinking light on the CO2 detector.
(Major Turdfor tonight only, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:27,
archived)
What a terrible let down.
I like storms. I also like pies.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:28,
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