I was going to suggest that you spent your time in London selling your bottom to sailors
But i shant
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

Good. Then I shall refrain from
suggesting that if I had, at least I would have got some trade.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)