Good morning all!
How are my favourite group of easily upset, poorly socially functioning, internet people this morning?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

easily upset and unable to function socially..
apparently.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

That sounds like me
are you pregnant?
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

Are you?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Good Question!

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

I believe she is.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

She's keeping quiet!
ANSWER US SPONGY
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

Yay!!!
More minispongs :D
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

old news
www.b3ta.com/talk/6250881
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAY Congratulations!
how did i not know this news?
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

I have not been shouting about it much

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

*applies congratulations*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

*grabs your face and kisses you passionately*
/ac
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

No!
Definitely not
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

I was only thinking of you when i posted
definitly.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

Barely awake but excited about starting a new job today!
Yourself?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

Also barely awake
But raring to go!

I imagine this will dip in the next half hour
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

Quick, doubleteam your body with coffee and a sugary breakfast.
This will stave off the dip for at least an hour.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

Fucking miserable Mykey
Fucking miserable
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

^This
things are crap.
I'm going to get drunk and hurl abuse at people in the local park.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

'park' - 'abuse'
*pricks up ears*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

I'm going to sit on a bench
drink cider, and heckle joggers.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

Oh man, memories
Memories
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

Blackouts, more like it

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

Ah the days of rolling into the offie at 10am asking for cider
The cheery man behind the counter asking me if I wanted something that's nice or will fuck me up. 'Stuff that'll fuck me up please' I answered. Good times.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

I think I missed the 'cider phase'.
I went straight onto vodka and oranges at a mate's house, at 11am, and was talking to trees in the park by 1.
( Bats, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

We went cider > special brew > pubs
Then when I got a bit older we went into turbo shandy + cider mornings. I've recovered and am now back into attending pubs, no more falling about the apartment smashing things and being sick out of windows for ME
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

*Thumbs up*
This is a good thing.
( Bats, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

Bleh
Life was simpler when all you had to worry about was scrubbing the puke out of your bedsheets
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

Yes but not as rewarding.
I'm a lot happier now my sole aim on a weeknight is to get paralytic and not remember anything the next day, for instance.
( Bats, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

Aw man, I want to go on the session now.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

Tell you I could do with going on the lash right about now
Beautiful day outside. Meant for sitting in the sun with too much booze. Not sitting in work at a computer screen wondering where your life went wrong.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

Oh if only I could go hurl abuse in the park
Unfortunately they wouldn't understand me so it'd just be noise
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

Move to Scotland
That'll make everything better, worked for me.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

But I lived in Scotland already
I did love it. But I don't wanna go back.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

Lazy

(K B D lets do everything YOU want to do!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

I just got in from working all night in that London.
Now I've got a whole day's work to do in the office.
FUCK YOU!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

I was going to suggest that you spent your time in London selling your bottom to sailors
But i shant
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

Good. Then I shall refrain from
suggesting that if I had, at least I would have got some trade.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

I'm back at work after ten days in the Balkans.
I can totally speak Serbian/Bosnian/other now, and I've got a wicked awesome new wallet made from a metal Lucky Strike box.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

A metal wallet?

( Bats, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

Just think business card/cigarette box
but full of debit, credit, library, oyster cards and notes instead of cigs.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

I have one of those made from chrome
I think it came from the future
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

Mine came from here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan%C4%8Devo
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

BY space I mean some gadge who sells through amazon
I lost all my cards when I dropped my leather card holder, at least I can hear this one hit the floor

Edit/ I hope you went here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pancevo-municipial_court.jpg it looks lovely
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

Hoping it's not as stupidly muggy as it was yesterday.
I'm already starting to sweat, and given I have to Do Things® today, it's not good.
( Bats, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

It is here.
I'm sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

Morning.
I haven't slept yet. And now I can't sleep.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

talk to Piston

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

Ugh, I'm not that bad.
I have no milk for coffee, gay.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

I cant believe you are giving up the charms of sunny and lovely Northampton.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

I know, it's so lovely like.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

The last time I was there
some yoofs were getting arrested, very roughly, in that big Morrison's car park. One had his head bounced off one of those black posts.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

Not enough head bouncing around here, crowd of gurriers.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

whassat mean?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

hooligans

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gurrier
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

gotcha

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

That's a fine Oirish word there.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

I had a dream about you last night
You and Noit came to stay and noit had a pink DS and we had black ones and Noits had dirt on the screen, so I cleaned it with a a wire scourer ans scratched it and gave it back to him without saying anything. Then we all got into bed (hahaha but not sexy tiems) and we listened to it thunder outside whilst racing on Mario Kart DS
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

do you ever dream of paint drying?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

not yet!
I will keep my fingers crossed though
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Hahahah
Oh dear. Noit has a gay white one. I have a sexy black one.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

SEE PSYCHIC DREAMS!

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

You're an odd one, Mrs Sp@m.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

I am :(

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

n odd mean
s Sp@m Grinch

*shrug*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

hahaha
The Grinch IS an awesome film.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

my favourite line is:
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich. With arsenic sauce!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

I like the ..
I hate YOU, hate hate hate LOATHE ENTIRELY
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

I had a haircut
I'm still in the hating it oh god it's awful post-haircut stage
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

I don't like men post haircut
I feel the hairdresser doesn't listen to mr Sp@m when he says he doesn't want it too short and he comes back looking a bit like convict.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

put a bucket on your head

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

It doesn't fit all the way, I shouldn't have asked for bucket shaped hair

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

you have to try these things sometimes
just to make sure
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)