*sigh*
We're talking about BACON you know.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

why?
haven't you got work to do?
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

No

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

get a job then
ya bum
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

I have a job
just because I don't get paid for it doesn't mean I don't do anything.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

Watching telly and pissing about on the internet is not a job
And if it is, whey haven't I been offered a position?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Oi you cheeky cunt
I am vice chair of the board of directors at a childrens centre, a breastfeeding councellor and runner of a support group for parents who have children with speshul needz innit.

C.V's you right in the face
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

Kiddy fiddler, tit masher, mong wrangler
Yep, you win.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Some people have no manners

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

how dare they Spong.
It's BACON
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

I am horrified
and will be writing to my Bacon Ombudsman forthwith.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Please also relay my disgust at this travesty in your letter.

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)