Who was this Jackson bloke?
Never heard of him
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

*sigh*
We're talking about BACON you know.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

why?
haven't you got work to do?
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

No

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

get a job then
ya bum
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

I have a job
just because I don't get paid for it doesn't mean I don't do anything.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

Watching telly and pissing about on the internet is not a job
And if it is, whey haven't I been offered a position?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Oi you cheeky cunt
I am vice chair of the board of directors at a childrens centre, a breastfeeding councellor and runner of a support group for parents who have children with speshul needz innit.

C.V's you right in the face
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

Kiddy fiddler, tit masher, mong wrangler
Yep, you win.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Some people have no manners

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

how dare they Spong.
It's BACON
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

I am horrified
and will be writing to my Bacon Ombudsman forthwith.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Please also relay my disgust at this travesty in your letter.

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

Oh yes
I know the one you mean, here it is
farm4.static.flickr.com/3192/2459239140_c8c926cd4e_o.jpg
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

normally we complain about someone coming here, asking a question then fucking off as soon as they get what they need without so much as a by-your-leave
but if this is the standard of posts we'd get, i'm willing to make an exception
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

Did the paintings that looked like someone had been sick off a tall building

( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

Pollocks

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

Nah it's true

( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

oh bum

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

:D

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

no, it's true!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

Everyone thinks you're a cunt
including your mum.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

are you old enough to rent a scary video yet?
or are you just a jobless teenager sat in front of your mum's computer?
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

CUTTING.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

I wish I was a jobless teenager
because then I wouldn't be up at 9 fucking AM
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

are you trying to tell us that you're NOT a teenager?
because there is very little evidence to support that here
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Billy Mays is dead :(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

mays Jean
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)