Actually you could be on to something there
I had beef-bacon in Malaysia, and it was NOM!
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

Really?
This is an interesting turn of events. I've had cured beef recently and I was not too impressed, I'd be more impressed by cow bacon I think.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

It was lovely, different from pork bacon
but lush in it's own way.

I don't think I can get it here, but I might go looking in some Halal shops...
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

Oh yes
That might be worth a punt. I shall ask about my culturally diverse group of Ethnics that I keep.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)