Oh cripes
Lighter life is a terrible diet, it's very unhealthy and there was press a while ago that a few people died on it due to excessive intake of water. Plus they say you can keep it off once you've lost the weight, this is bollocks as you are deprived of everything yummy so when the diet finishes you can't tell me you won't want to go back to cakes and stuff. You're missus is not fat at all. Get her off that stupid diet.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

I bullied her off it before and she knows my thoughts on the matter
Which is why the devious cow was skulking about not telling me about it this time. I merely sigh and try and feed her properly when I can. It's pork and beans today.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)