sigh...
We all know this stuff, but a neurotic middle aged woman is often not to be trifled with. She'll grow out of it, or her bank balance will.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Give her lots of hugs and tell her how gorgeous she is
offer her pampering sessions at beauty parlours.

Lady needs a bit of an uplift methinks
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)