Is it a rag on a stick?
And that's no way to talk about Easty.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

It's like a cat's bum tea towel holder on a stick
You cram the arsewipe in it. Wipe your bum, then press a button that unpuckers the holder to release the paper down the bog. It is apparently for those who find the idea of bum wiping so old fashioned and disgusting, and fats cunts.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Oh the Blurter-Blotter.
I saw that on Dragon's Den.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)