I done an animated logo for my dad's new website business venture*
I emailed it over to him and he just replied calling me "a fucking genius!"

When was the last time your parents gave you praise for your achievements and what did you do?

* LOLZ! I bet its porno! LOLZ!!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

well show us then

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

The website's not ready yet.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

so the logo will give away top secrets of the venture?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

It's not online yet.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

stop stalling!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

This.
I need to see it too.

Good morning everyone.
( Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

morning jobey jobe jobe

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

rhcpaulrhcpaulrhcpaulrhcpaulrhcpaul
I saw a Beatle on Saturday. It was cool.
( Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

which one?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

None of the good ones, I'll bet.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

Paul McCartney.
Woooooooooooooo
( Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

JOBE.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

It's me alright.
Nice holiday?
( Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Mostly, yes.
I can heartily reccommend Sarajevo and Mostar. Pictures to follow this week.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Good, I'll keep an eye out for them.

( Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

CHAOS!

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Chaos?

( Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

TURMOIL

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Oh Flappers.

( Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

BEDLAM

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

CARNAGE

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

are we on spider-man villains now?
MYSTERIO
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

PANDEMONIUM

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

Well it's not actually on a website for me to show off.
Besides, it's probably become over-hyped now.
It's basically a logo designed like a signature. I animated it so it's starts with just the bg and the logo is "signed" like someone is signing the logo.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Sounds nice.
Don't see how it will really fit in to your Dad's pron empire though. Unless it's one of those more "highbrow" sites.
( Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Classy birds.
Monocles. Pinky fingers raised. Stiff upper lip and all that.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Phwoar.

( Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

if only there was a free hosting site to upload to..

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Here you go then:
www.b3ta.com/links/333917
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

My dad called me 'daft' for taking a holiday to Sarejevo last week.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

"taking a holiday".
I like it.
( Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I don't follow you.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

( SuperMatt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

daddeeeeee didn't give attention
ohhh, to the fact that mommy didn't caaare
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Aw Matt, it's not that your dad doesn't love you.
He's just embarrassed by you.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

show us
my ma was very proud of me when i got a gert big medal for doing a half marathon
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

I think it was when I gave birth or something

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

i don't have any parents
i'll tell you what tho, i bet everyone with aircon is happy today, phew what a scorcher
( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

My train today won't
I'll be sat in the cab with the windows open catching flies cursing the fuckers that didn't install an hvac in a 144 diesel. The cunts.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

aww man i feel for you, that is tragic, i feel for all the people who don't have aircon
my heart even goes out to people who have comfort cooling, outside air temp is 26 in london already
( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

It's 20 round the back of mine
When the clouds lift there will be hell on
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

i can see me being busy all week, i might go sick

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I'll do you a note
"Dear Fascist Oppressor of the Working Man, pleases let Mongy off work today as he has fallen over or something. Love, Mongy's Mum"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

not formal enough
sign off as mrs. chops
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

that would probably work
i might as well just print scrn this and hand it in, not yet tho, i've got to go st.paul's later then it's on the booze
( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Were you born out of a bivvy?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

well i asume i had biological parents, but i can't be sure

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

I read that to this tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-NH5gA4JP8
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Oh that made me think of our wedding song I walked up the aisle to
www.last.fm/music/Sam+Cooke/_/Just+For+You
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Mrs F walked up to a Bach cello concerto
and we walked back down to Al Green, L-O-V-E.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

i wanted, who let the dogs out and man don't give a fuck
i was out voted
( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

how did that marriage turn out?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

great, been divorced ages

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

i can't even remember 'our' tune
*divorced ages fives*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

I think I want Chariots Rise by Lizzie West at my wedding.
It's so pretty.

www.last.fm/music/Lizzie+West/_/Chariots+Rise
( Bats, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

In about 1971 when I did a poo all by myself
*neurotics*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

197 200
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Trufax

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Some sumo wrestlers employ a botslosh.
A man whose duties include the wiping of their arses because they are so fat they can't reach. I can see good prospects for them on here.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

There's a product you can buy for just such an event
I can't be arsed looking. That fat ginger gypo has it though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Is it a rag on a stick?
And that's no way to talk about Easty.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

It's like a cat's bum tea towel holder on a stick
You cram the arsewipe in it. Wipe your bum, then press a button that unpuckers the holder to release the paper down the bog. It is apparently for those who find the idea of bum wiping so old fashioned and disgusting, and fats cunts.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Oh the Blurter-Blotter.
I saw that on Dragon's Den.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Weight Loss
My dad is well chuffed with me
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

that's a bit creepy

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

no one wants a fat daughter

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

This!

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

fair enough
i got my mum on a healthy diet because she was starting to put the pounds on
and i don't want her to die early
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

You forgot the bit where your mum thanks you for meeting me
She totally fancies me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

She does

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

I might do her if I get her drunk

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

*weight loss fives*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

When I got a promotion at work
They seemed happy. Mind you it's been over a year since then, not managed to impress them since.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

You impress me every day.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Thanks Uncle Jim

( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Don't tell your mother what we did,
you hear?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I wouldn't Uncle Jim
It's only a game after all
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

It's just that she has a thing about mutilating kittens after last time we played the game.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Oh Mr Tibbens
You were such a nice little kitten until Mummy tied the string to your feet and put you in the washing machine
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Dunno.
*shrugs*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

morning, speck

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Alright?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

yeah. aside from the whole 'being at work' thing
you?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Printed out a load of signs, menus and other stuff for my sisters wedding that I'd designed

( magnum, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

It wasn't so much praise
but I think my Mum was pleased when I got into a decent relationship for once. Oh, and when I mentioned I was going on a new course, I got a "Well done".
( Bats, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I petted a pony and it didn't bite me
Morning all!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

is that a euphamism for something?
hello DG! :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

hehe no :)
MORNING! *does shimmy shammy coco pop dance*

Good weekend?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

*joins in*
Nice and relaxing, thanks :) And you?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Started drinking at 1pm in Camden and ended up screaming whilst up a tree like a pirate, hoping to find land.
I woke up with a new earring. and £200 less in my bank account.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

they like cr3
:)

oh, and a fruit cake we brought over yesterday to their place.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

YES.
Cake. That's the last thing they praised me about.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

This was a beast of a cake
solid and heavy. Cinnamony.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

I'm surprised you could take something like that on.
Or should I say...cake it on...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

*picards*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

who wouldn't like their offspring seeing a robot from the future?!

apart from sarah connor, obviously
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Was it his purple hair?
Most people are impressed by purple hair
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

They said well done for getting a good job in a posh part of town within 4 days of moving to London
I was quite pleased with myself, too

I've done little else praiseworthy since
( Malaka omdz, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

the last time i went into harrods loos they were rather shabby
i hope you've improved them since then
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

mother = all the time
father = ..... I'll let you know
(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)