Young waifs and strays have started calling me "mister"
It makes me feel like Fagin.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:38, archived)

you'd like to have young boys
warming your toilet seat for you?
( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:39, archived)

who wouldn't?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:42, archived)

It was a sales call
www.seatwarmingbysimon.com
( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:44, archived)