aDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
I feel sorry for the next woman that falls for my charms
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

put some lipstick on a manatee
you'll get on like a house(boat) on fire
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)