Wow, the Daily Sport has gone up in the world

( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)

Fiona, 19, is our physicist femme fatale...
and we'd love to explore her wormhole.

Or something.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)

*inserts man-worm into Fiona*
*Receives orgasm without giving one*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:52, archived)