I don't even have a vacuum
TAKE THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS *dives off the roof, double black flip onto a motorbike, drives away into sunset*
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

I can't believe you youngsters are arguing about the merits of different types of hoovers.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

Who cares about hoovers, yo
I'm a broom and dustpan kinda guy. Yeah, that's just how I roll, ladies.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

*swoon*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)