Equestrianism and absinthe
Take a blade with you.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

I like this.
I was thinking of strolling into Wimbledon and offering a couple of those mens ponces outside, as it goes. A blade would up the ante somewhat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)