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Good Afternoon JMG Fans. B3ta's hero is on.
What's being handled by the heavy, this afternoon?

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I'm sorry, I was side-tracked by MSN.
Me! MSN!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
Pies, I'd wager.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
The heat is making me sweat like a granny's arsehole and it's playing with my diabetes and asthma
I need a lie down and a bucket of ice cream and maybe some Ginster's pasties, stat.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
I've lost weight JMG.
I'm bastard gorgeous me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
SHIT YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
*Firm handshakes parade*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
someone chop your legs off guv?
bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
I had a chicken sandwich for dinner
And now I feel a bit sickly
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
@tension
seeking
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
c@ legs

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
@aboy

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
stop dem&ding @tention

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
He'll do it ~ cows come home.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
this is my favourite!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
demampersanding?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
if we're going to be pedantic it would be
'Stop demampersanding atsigntention
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
Personally I don't read M&S as 'M ampersand S'

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
I don't read it as "Mands", either.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
Manly hands.
Mands.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
Thanks mands.
Thands.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
good luck, Hans
Glans.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
No pedant would call it an "at sign".

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
But that's what it is.
What do you call it?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
A "commercial at".

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
That's way beyond pedantry.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
Thank you.
My dad was in the print trade for thirty-odd years, so he's almost certainly to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
I like how 'More Th>n' has the 'more than' symble in their name, as it look a bit like an 'a'.
It's all very clever maketing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
@#é case

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
tw@


;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
YES!
Well spotted, Baldman.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
thank christ you're here
the last post was shit
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
good timing, jammers
how goes the construction of jmg-world?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
I've paid local Mafia to chase off the fatter homeless.
Excellent work.


You rarely see a fat homeless man.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
presumably, there are some who start off fat
there's research to be done here but i'm none to keen to do it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
sorry
research chubby tramps
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
i'm even less keen then

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
I've drank lots of Perrier, I feel very laa-de-da

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
more than usual?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
I'm double hard me.
This one time I saw a 2 frogs piggy-backing each other and the bottom one screamed at me and I didn't run away. 100% true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
you show those mean ol' frogs that you won't be intimidated, dg
*frisbees another biscuit*
i could do this all day
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
*biffs off forehead again*
*still didn't notice*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
Pleb
San Pellegrino is better. Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
I bet the tables at Pizza Express give you a right Nubble-On

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
I can't go into Pizza Express without having a pizz-on for their Sloppy Giuseppes

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
I had an Etna last night
due to late train arrival resulting in the nearest good Italian being closed.

i give it 5.5 badgers out of 10. Surprisingly spicy.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
Mourn the state of pizzas here TMB
They stick raw eggs in the middle. RAW EGGS. Much shaking of heads ensues.

Of course I could ask for it without the egg but that's just cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
I will be in your fair city in 5 weeks
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
NOT VISITING ME THOUGH
You heartless fool you
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
I'm not heartless
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
that's an Italian trick too
and they claim they invented the pizza. The CHEEK.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
You aren't switch-hitting on us, are you DG?
I'd be very :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
Oh hell no Jammy, I'm not going up Bottom Street just yet
I'm eating the bottles after I've finished.

I just found out that all the posh water I drank was for a boardroom meeting and wasn't in the fridge to help ourselves. I'm hiding the evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
oh dg, you and your escapades

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
My life is like the world's most boring twitter feed

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
I'm down in That London, Jammy.
and considering which combination of beverage and sporting event to use to pass the day.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
Equestrianism and absinthe
Take a blade with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
I like this.
I was thinking of strolling into Wimbledon and offering a couple of those mens ponces outside, as it goes. A blade would up the ante somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
Botulism for both answers

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
Do my favourite London activities of
Girl Watching and Tomato Juice
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
I'm in the dark like you JMG
We are outsiders to the writhing jelly-fingered masses.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
It's my fault and you're just antagonising people.
Same as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
different sorts of vacuum cleaner.
it's a heated debate. Serious internet is going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
waste of time
they all suck
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
and when they don't suck, they blow.
can't win, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
SERIOUS BIZNESS.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
I would like a job that will pay me to have 3 months off in the summer
So I can go sunbathing. Why is this not possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
just get a job that pays 1/3 more,
and save up the extra.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
I'm not sure that would work sadly

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
She'd spend it all on booze

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
or shooze

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
These are both very true points

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
you are too valuable a commodity to release for so long
:)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
don't laugh
I'm being kind
:)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
move to spain
August is pretty much a useless holiday month, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

August Every month
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
Bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
Wouldn't 3 months a year sunbathing leave you looking like an old chamois leather?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
Most likely
I would do other fun summer things too though, not just sunbathing. I'd probably get bored of sunbathing for that long anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
I'm not sure I could manage 3 minutes sunbathing
I went out on my new cycle yesterday and the UV hitting my nerd arms caused great distress.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
It's just one of my favorite quotes =/

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
It's a quote and a half, that is.
Almost two quotes.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)