Usher
turn your bass up really high and cruise about in your 1.1 Nova. You'll look 'the shit'
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:45, archived)

And Nelly.
And make sure you have a band aid stuck to random part(s) of your anatomy. You'll be so down that all teh hot bitches will want to suck you off.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:47, archived)

I once requested a Nelly track in a club. I am so ashamed. In my defense it was in a crappy club I didn't want to be in anyway but still.... :/
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:50, archived)

*beats you with the Great Big Stick of Correction +6*

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:58, archived)

I know, I know
*sob*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:07, archived)

My mum has a 1.1 Saxo with an amp and bass cannon in the boot.
It also has a 10 Cd changer and a Sony minidisc head unit. We bought it for buttons and fluff off a guy my neighbour knows who was disqualified for drink driving.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:57, archived)