I got stoned and pissed with my brother last night...
Aaaaaand I got the number of a boy I like.

SCORE!
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:00, archived)

Yes.
Or not.
Depending on the water level.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:03, archived)

The water level happens to be optimum.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:13, archived)

My bottom
tops thigh opium.

QED Ipso facto ergo sum, I WIN! Never darken my water again.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)