I just had a call from PLATIMNUM HOLIDAYS of ST JOHN ST, LONDON
I've "won" some vouchers or something

I told him I was masturbating right now and can he call back in 2 minutes

Suggestions for shit to say to him most welcome
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

you have crack rehab mondays and thursdays.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

you stay indoors on days with R in them.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

swine flu swine flu swine flu.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

I'll ask if they mind me having sex with my alsatian in the hotel room

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

Alsace? that's germany.
you sick nazi bastard
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

Tell him
he put you off your stroke with the first call.. ask him talk dirty to you so you can finish off then you can take the call
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

"I'm a dustman.... I find all kinds of rotten food and unwashed recycling and that"

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

FINE

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)