I am on a train.
I am listening to pendulum
The man opposite is a police man.

the woman next to me has a very saggy face.
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

grab hold of her jowls and wobble them around and say "BLUBBA LUBBA LUBBA LUBBA BLUBBA BLUB"
then urinate of the policeman

and stop listening to shit music
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

I am now listening to tunng.
the policeman is staring at me in stunned silence while a continue to wobble the womans horrible chicken neck with my spare hand.

Now there is a wailing child. I want to make it stop but I finished my rolos.... Her mother has given it a toy - seemingly its only function is to repeatedly make that horrible sound the deceptigons make in the first transformers film.

Its shit.
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

times like this, a man's just got to grab the nearest shotgun and start raping his way to safety

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

that is a particularly excellent thing to say.

( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)