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Pearoast. Post a reply here. Check the /talk/XXXXXX of the post you just made. If your post ends in:
 
1. Tell us about your day, 4 sentences or more.
2. Tell us the last song you listened to and why you liked it.
3. Tell us about your worst sexual experience.
4. Tell us a secret that you've only told less than 3 people before.
5. If you had to have sex with the same gender, who and why?
6. Your genuine opinion of a b3tan you have met.
7. Make a quick poem about the person above you.
8. Post a link to the image that always makes you laugh, no matter what.
9. Explain why you are up so late and not sleeping like a normal person Tell us a joke.
0. Roll again
 
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
Oh wow, just like 4chan

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
I don't actually have any bad ones.
Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
or good ones. shame eh?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
I've had sex :(

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
yeah, but this is the internet
i have to insinuate you haven't so i can feel like a big tough guy
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
Oh, okay

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
was anyone else present?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
Yeah.
A girl. A living one. That wasn't my mum. Or any other female relative.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
your gerbil pauline doesn't count
do you see how it works?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
awwwww
poor you... but now you know not to play hide the gerbil anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
Claimed on the internet = Didn't happen
or something
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
I was wondering if it would work here, only for less CP related matters.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
Reply

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
I don't really do secrets.
I once dropped a dog on its head by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
@JackAction
This would work so much better in /twitter mode ;)
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
A 12 hour stepping seemed a bit harsh.
It's not like we flooded /board with incest porn or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
Did you get stepped as well?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
How many of you got stepped?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
Me.
Mike did too.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
And Dave!
Basically I think it was anyone who went for /board
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
I think jenpots and KBD got stepped as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
I heard that Jenpots got bored, but I don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
i must have missed something out
was it interesting?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
It was annoying.
Look at the popular page for all the posts starting @ for a small taste. And then imagine it spread over about 2 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
It lasted for 2 hours?!

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
At an estimate, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
It started about 8.30
Finished about 10.15
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
You killed /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
You were an accomplice.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
It was only 2 hours on a Sunday evening.
Although some members got very serious.

It was a bit shit, though.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
better than the average sunday night
b3ta.com/talk/archive/11635/
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
that says a lot about the average sunday night.
i saw what was happening and fucked off. I despise twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
jmg's reaction was funny to see
it looked like he was upset, online
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
@godzuki
why? #twittahatas
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
it is head

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
I thought it was possessive.
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
a common mistake
nodivisions.com/music/songs/Strongbad-Its.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
LOL4CHAN

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
Gok Wan.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
this seems like more effort than it's really worth
but seeing as I got a 9... oddly, I don't usually go to bed quite this early on a Monday evening. I hadn't considered there might be anything unusual about that.

EDIT: ok ok. A man walks into a curtain, and he says ow, it was the Iron Curtain.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
I realised afterwards and edited. It isn't 3am anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
You don't hear enough soviet union jokes now days.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
they hear you

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
ok ok
a man walks into a lady, and he says ow. It was Margaret Thatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
MODS ARE SLEEPING, POST CP

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
+RA

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
+rs
Get it right...
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
Aside from the time somebody on /board put a picture of their kid in a bath, has there every been a CP invasion on b3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
mongy posted scat porn all over /board one time
the scamp
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
Blimey, the little terror.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
I can see it now!
I had custom css turned off
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
I'm getting de ja vu and that.
'as this occured in the last 24 aaars?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
if it's the same as last time
can i just put a link to the thread last time you did it?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
NO.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
in that case:
i don't have any particular image i can think of at the moment
but it would probably be here* somewhere




* for those unaware of it there is a possibility of nsfw images :)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
I'm not up late, it's not even half seven!
EDIT - A man walks into a pet shop and says "I'd like to buy a wasp please".
The pet shop man says "I'm sorry we don't sell wasps".
The first man said "OH FUCK OFF! THERE IS A BIG SIGN UP THERE THAT SAYS WASPS 3 FOR £1 YOU FUCKING CUNT!" and then stabs him.

The End.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
the old ones are the best, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
Yeah, I *heart* FoldsFive and Bogus Official too!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
once you get over the smell of wee, they're great to have around
i like the war stories
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
I don't get it :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
what's Mr. Sp@m not putting out
got anything to do with milknosugar's joke?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
bump

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

this
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
Sage

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
i have met many a b3tan
most of them have been entirely affable.

ah, i will say this. baldmonkey is a lot less mad if his wife is also there
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
I am on a train.
I am listening to pendulum
The man opposite is a police man.

the woman next to me has a very saggy face.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
grab hold of her jowls and wobble them around and say "BLUBBA LUBBA LUBBA LUBBA BLUBBA BLUB"
then urinate of the policeman

and stop listening to shit music
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
I am now listening to tunng.
the policeman is staring at me in stunned silence while a continue to wobble the womans horrible chicken neck with my spare hand.

Now there is a wailing child. I want to make it stop but I finished my rolos.... Her mother has given it a toy - seemingly its only function is to repeatedly make that horrible sound the deceptigons make in the first transformers film.

Its shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
times like this, a man's just got to grab the nearest shotgun and start raping his way to safety

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
that is a particularly excellent thing to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
5.
I think Rosalicous is probably the most down-to-earth person I've evr meet, no pretention at all.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
But your post ends in 2

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
And it's same gender sex, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
he's answering 6
OBVIOUSLY
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
He's still wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
Oh Gonz :( That's a 2 at the end of your post!
Do keep up dear!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
haha, thicko thickie thick thick stupid pants

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
SHUT UP ALL OF YOU I LIKED IT

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
Only because he was lying.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
you'd say the same of me you LYING cunt

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
so there.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
i've never met you
i bet you absolutely ooze pretention
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
im fat, posh, blonde and 50

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
PHWOAR
and by PHWOAR, i mean MOING!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
Moing! eh?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuuXbPLtHU
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
FUCKING YES!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
Going for a night out on saturday with MOING! still written ten times on my arm was a bit odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
NEEDS MOAR MOING.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
hahahahahaha
GONZ and ROSE, sitting in a tree, F.U.C.K.I.N.G. with difficulty.
you terrible toss. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
id much rather touch gonz than you
YOU SPACKERHEADED FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
That's clearly bollocks, 'Pretention' is her real middle name.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
GONZO MEETS 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS OFF THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Ace, - it's like /b/ but without the cp!
(I helped save b3ta! C, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

Cool, a 3.

The night I lost my virginity, the girl I had lost it with started crying, and then spent the rest of the night telling me about how she'd suffered (horrific) sexual abuse as a (very young) child, - that went on until 6AM, when I turned up at work (at 06:30) I found 2 voicemails - one telling me my granny had died, and the other telling me that I had to work a 22 hour shift... which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
Post I made

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
I can't tie my shoelaces

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
Is that even true?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
is that because your shoes are at the other side of the room?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
No because I don't own a pair, lolpoor
seriously though I can't
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
I struggled when I was 4 to do them
But I tend to wear trainers, so you tie them once, EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
do you?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
Yep - my preference is something along the lines of Vans
Or Tsubo, laceless.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
I usually get Vans too,
but I still do the laces up each time. I must be doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
Boring
Michelle Trachtenberg - because she's fit
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
Ugly

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
I don't have any jokes
*feels bullied*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
YOURE RUBBISH. TIITS OR GTFO.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
her rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Tits or GTFO.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
hmm

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
about blank
had a wank
and is owed a randomburn CD by me
which I have made the cases and the parcels for
but haven't burnt still as my external CD drive has packed up
but I should get it out soon
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

I have NEVER had a wank, and you don't owe me a randomburn CD.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
ooh, my bad
I'll PRETEND I owe you one. I thought you were on my list.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

God, I really wish I was on your list, but sadly, even if you did send me one I wouldn't be able to play it, because I don't have a CD player :-(
(I helped save b3ta! C, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
thread dead
:(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
RIP FRED WIV DA ANGLES xXx

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)