Actually, I'm chuckling just from writing that
fucking hell, even on the internet I have to amuse myself.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

blimey,
if that is what entertains you then, i apologise, for everything.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

if only you had the authority to do it on behalf of humanity

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)