True story.
I once wrestled a wolf to the ground.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

They're shy fuckers. Get them on their own and they're scared of a toddler!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)