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ME!
Go on..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
YES! JMG IS ON!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
*PUNCHES SOME NERDS!*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
Beware JMG! There are reports of Toilet Wolves up your way.
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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
:((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
Is that one of them gurning competitions?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
Oh, now what the fuck is that?
Nobody likes a floater. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
True story.
I once wrestled a wolf to the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
They're shy fuckers. Get them on their own and they're scared of a toddler!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
JMG walked casually into the room and undressed the nearest female. She gasped as he...

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
pulled his trousers down to reveal...

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
DOLE

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
YEAH DOLE!
OVER HERE! DOLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
He shouted montonously. One angry person in the background said:...

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
"He shouted montonously. One angry person in the background said"

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
"He shouted montonously. One angry person in the background said"

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
What game are we playing?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
The one where I end up winning.
Like most games.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)

end up winning repeat myself.

games of my threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

He shouted montonously. One angry person in the background said:... MAAHJOOMAHGAANNABOOHOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
This is new.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
You appear to be angry at Nickalollyoff
Online.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
I'm angry at Nickalollyoff, offline.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
Everybody is :(

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
You best "favourite" this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
You appear to be passive-aggressive at Nickalollyoff
Online.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
Curse you, JMG!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
I think you should reveal your real personality, JMG
It might enlighten the poor, fat peop;e on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
I'm Hubare.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)

ubare omo
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)
That was shit, but had to be done

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
I appreciated it

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)
Probably took her dole.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
...blinded her with his scalp...

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
@Esme
www.b3ta.com/talk/6263023

Why was I not informed?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
I can only apologise:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
Haha, my stats page quote is an @post

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
Oh yer made the list
"20 mike woz ere 220 220 "Aww, don't get down on yourself fatso." "

Officially sad.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
Mine is just a sad face.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
checked the football scores on his blackberry

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
said "NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER" as he motercycled out of the room again shooting his revolvers in the air

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
turned 360 degrees and walked away

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
You!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
At one point tonight. I was applauded by several Eastern European men.
I'm an AWESOME dancer.
My robot dance only sealed the deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
People just don't seem to like it when I pull out The Robot.
It once got me laughed out of Jongulars in Cardiff. What is JMGs secret?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
A flick aimed and well placed upon the cheek of the fattest nearby.
A nudge, and oh yes.. A push.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
Tell me about your pants
I want to know if mine compare
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
YSL.
:(

Black.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
I have no problem with these pants

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
My knickers are red and they have podka dots on:)

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
Ugh, minge cringe:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
Oh, no.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
Oh you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
I know you all secretly love it when I post that

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
Hoots, man!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
OMG CANDLE
CAN I SUCK YOU OFF?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
I heard candle day is bumming day round these parts

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
Only if I get to paint your head like a basket ball and bounce it up and down on my cock.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
Only if you don't let 10 black men play with it afterwards lol racist

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
Happy candle stuff

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
*HIGH FIVE!*
Edited for gusto.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
Well boi.
Story?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
WHY HAVEN'T WE RUN OFF YET ETC!?
I like Noit. I'd like to bonk fists.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
Noit's ace, in fairness to him.
He's going to the CHBash, if you're actually going. Which I highly doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
I have watched thirteen episodes of Coupling today
Hmm
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
Isn't that basically a shit, British rip-off of Friends?

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
Not in the slightest
It's well written for starters
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
Some episodes are genius
Non-linear stories that fully integrate in the final minute.

All hilarious, all written by Steven Moffat.
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
Baby Lynch's Friz..
We were THAT close..

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
Ooh! I was there JUST THE OTHER NIGHT
I was at the scene last night. @one, The Bank, Powerhouse.

Do you integrate with the GEORDIE GAYS?

In drag.
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)
haha, no mates

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
HANG! OVER!

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)
it's ok, the television will always be there for you

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)
Do you have fight night yet?
I want to smash your fucking face in.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)