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You can try and guess the rest. Or look in the Wakefield and Kirklees edition of the phone book.
(The Mock TurtIe™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:40,
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6934!
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:41,
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