My dog is a cat.
Proof ESMEDOUBTER. Here's Bowser doing the crazy flippy jump you say he can't do: b3ta.belm.co.uk/bowser_jump.png

Video one day soon, if I can catch him doing it again.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)

Your dog looks like http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:28, archived)

randomn.es/images/22643f1f07784af096aa6c6b2bbbb334.gif
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:28, archived)

That link looks like goatse.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)

HEADS!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:30, archived)

Why does it look like he's wearing one of the baby masks from Brazil?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:30, archived)

your dick looks like a mildly aroused gerbil's

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)

cunt

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:28, archived)

LIES.
His bones aren't bendy enough.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:28, archived)

Sweet Christ man.
That's animal viral material, right there.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:28, archived)

Fuck it, I'm off to bed.
Night all.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)

LOLDT!
The next time me, G, Baldmonkey, Hubare, GMoS and RR meet. You are so there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)

lol dripping on my swagger juice.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwyOfqbP8JU
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)

I hate that cunt.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)

Westwood has the same facial expressions as Steve Carell playing the Office manager in the US Office.
This is why I still don't quite believe he's for real.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)

He's such a nob.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)

I saw him on Pimp My Ride not long ago
and he claimed that a car was "mad shabby, yo".

Twat.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)

Where the fuck did he get the accent out of,
I can't listen to him for more than two seconds.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

I love the Xzibit version. Fun to watch.
Westwood's version is infuriatingly bad.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

I liked the original, just to see what shite they pack into the car this episode.
There always seems to be a shoe rack for the girls.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)

Exactly. The OTT mods are great fun. Like the time they had to use a crane to lift a subwoofer into a car.
"The Jackhammer" or something, weighing almost a quarter tonne or some nonsense. Utterly useless in the 2ft space that was left, but entertaining!

You do get the westwood types on there sometimes though. Some white trash kid with his trousers halfway down his thighs. He fell over when he saw his car as they fell down as he ran. Tosser.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:47, archived)

haha, cool.
I hope he smashed his stupid face in. I'm listening to Xzibit. I used to have some of his albums, I wonder where they are.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)

Yeah, it's always good with "X to the Z".
He seems like a pleasant chap.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:44, archived)

He's jolly nice.
Xzibit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Xzibit-x-files-premier-2.jpg

Westwood: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Tim_Westwood.jpg/220px-Tim_Westwood.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)

Boy racer that's got old and hasn't realised it yet.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)

He looks like he should work in B&Q or somewhere, apart from his stupid clothes.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:41, archived)

You leave Westwood alone.
He's from the streets, you know.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:37, archived)

:( I already heard that a few weeks ago.
He's got a few bonus songs over on hiphopdx.com
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:33, archived)

That middle rap that lasted about 4 minutes is pretty mental.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)

He's probably the best rapper alive.
Relapse 2 is going to be a beast.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)

I don't really like most of his songs.
It's just the freestyle I find fascinating. lol gay
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:37, archived)

Look for his Hellbound verse.
That, and his verse from Remember Me?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)

Oh man just beat Joe Frazier.
Now I have to beat Ali and Tyson. This is the highlight of my day I want to kill myself.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)

I want my 360 to be fixed :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)

I'll phone the Swansea Evening Post

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