I've been on the phone to some guy who's pretended to be Esme for the past hour.
At which point do I ask him if he's 90nz0?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:04, archived)

Pfft, have they really?
Are they trying to do my accent?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)

In all fairness.
This may be the most racist conversation I've ever had.
I think it's Baldmonkey again.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:07, archived)

Hahaha
Record it, and post it.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:07, archived)

I had a call from some tosser telling me I'd won a holiday voucher
I told him to phone back later as I was masturbating

he didn't call back
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:16, archived)

TOSSER ON TOSSEE ACTION!
I applaud, and indeed stand up whilst replying.
It's that good.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:18, archived)

if he calls again, I'll pretend I'm bleeding to death and get him to call an ambulance

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:21, archived)