Right, Google has failed me.
Whenever I open up my Macbook, it always looks for the disk drive and a disc, resulting in a ridiculous noise. It's not like it's a major issue, but do you know of any way to stop it? 98% of the time, there's not a disc to look for, so it's pointless.

Nyer nyer Machead. What's your favourite icecream topping?
( Bats, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

Do MACs have a bootcheck in the bios?
I'm crap at computers.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

I wouldn't know how to get into it if it does.

( Bats, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

Try and bark at it like a pug. that should fix it.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Keep it closed.
They're only interior decoration after all. Why would you want to open it?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

Mine does that too.
I quite like the little noise.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

if it's anything like a PC BIOS then there'll be an option called "Floppy drive seek at boot" or some shit like that
however, it's probably nothing like a PC BIOS

stick a screwdriver in it and jiggle it around a bit
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)