I've just rescued a bird my cat was 'playing' with.
It will probably die anyway, but at least it will die peacefully, outside my house.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Pull its neck.
Then turn it into a lovely hat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

It wasn't injured enough to warrant euthanasia.
My cat is sulking now.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Pull the cat's neck and make an even nicer hat.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

FINGER GLOVE

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

build it an exoskeleton from lollypop sticks and elastic bands

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

Tie it to some string and swing it around to attract a falcon.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)