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I'm dressed now.
ONe of the things I'm wearing is red.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
i have a red bra and pink pants.
/CLASHY BINKY.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
Pic?

(thediscokingpin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
My knickers are red and they have podka dots on:)

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
*vomits until eyes bleed*

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
I'll have to check this statement for truth.
Brace yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
nice contents
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
I HATE YOU
YOU'RE OFF MY LIST
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
messageboard threads just don't get any better than that one
rob should have shut the site down after that, it's peaked and we're just never going to scale those heights again
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
I'm off to do the ironing next.
LOLOLOL! FUCK YEH!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
Whatever happened to them anyway?
Did they flounce or just quietly disappear up each other's genitals?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
frankly I'm still turgid

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
diamond cutter?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
this is what that means to me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3yx4-Po1iw
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
i had some like that

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
mine are neon pink trunk boxers
as only summerpoofs are allowed haha
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
were they real or vectored?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
I could pander, but I think I will thank you for my randomburn the other day!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
yes, i'll do this too
i liked it and it had SO MANY tracks
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
:D only what fitted.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
i noticed NOT ONE BUT TWO
littlebigplanet tracks :)
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
really? the eepa-joppa one yes?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
i dont remember what was on there

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
battles - atlas was on there
you listened to mine much?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
i didn't know it by title but as soon as it started i recognised it
i think eepa-joppa is a good description, yes
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
yay you got it
i would apologise in case you dont like the music, but I LIKE IT and that's the point.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
I enjoyed a lot of tracks from it, very cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
well then that pleases me :D

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
i'm wearing a gingham posing pouch.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
Is it a book?
Oh, r-e-d
(thediscokingpin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
You're not going out, only wearing that red jacket from Schindler's List again are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
*genital mash funtiems*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
is it a strawberry trifle?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
*releases enraged bull*

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
2 of the things i'm wearing are red
i win?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
as long as one of the two is the arterial blood of all of your enemies
then, yeah, you win.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
well, you're still alive aren't you?
i guess i have failed

not really! ho ho ho. speaking of randomburns. you listened to mine yet?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
Yes I have and it is very good thank you mister Paul.
I particularly like the Dan Sartain song muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
he's fucking brilliant
i've met him and was a bit starstruck

get the album 'join dan sartain' or 'dan sartain vs the serpientes' for a less produced, more raw sound
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
I may do this, cheers
now, someone explain to me, there are more than 1000 songs on my iTunes. Why the living fuck when on "shuffle all" does Bombin' the L always come up in the first 10 songs? is it not actually random?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
Nothing I am wearing is red
I do have on pink and blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
gender confusion!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived) 

                  _________             
             _____/     o o \____---          
       _____/       o o    o  o o\__--          
   ___/            o  o  o    o   o  \__--                            
 _/              / o o  o   o   o   o  o\_--    
/    /         |/|/ /o o  o   o   o   o  o\_--  
|    |-------__/ / /|/o  o  o   o   o   o  o\--     
|    |          / / /|/ o  o  o   o   o  o  o\--  
\_    \         |  / /|/|/ o o  o   o  o  o o\---   
  \    |_        \  / / /|/ o  o  o   o o  o o\--   
  /      \       |   | / / |/ o  o  o  o o --\ \   
  |   |   |      |_nn|  /  / |/o  | |/   /    \ |     
  \__/ \__/               /  /\  / \/    |'O` '\    aDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!         
                               \   | \    \_ * *\   /                  
                               |   |  \_____\===/|      
                               |_nn|         |_nn|

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
What the feck is that supposed to be?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
It looks like the deformed dog in The Fly 2

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
it's a manatee
duh
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
With legs?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
i'm essentially basing my assessment on the fact that it said aDOOOOON
and we all know that is a manatee noise in DG-land
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
aDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
meng meng meng
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
Looks like an Ankylosaurus to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
You're a manatee

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
no, i'm a manolith
and you're a mini T
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
IT'S WHAT EVER YOU WANT IT TO BE

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
THE MAGIC OF MAKE BELIEVE!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
A deep-fried antagonism to anything high brow?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
ITS A FUCKING ANKYLOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
Dude. Your squareness is really harshing my internet buzz.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
Ankylosaurus.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
look, right. we're just not that into pokemon
try another forum!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
Don't make me throw your randomburn like a frisbee!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
but they have spiky tails
not a tail-mounted pair of pendulous love-plums.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
ANKYLOSAURUS!!!!
thomas.thomlex.com/dinosaurs/ankylosaurus.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
simmer, son.
have you been at the sunny D again?

what are the ones with spiky tails that look like that called, then?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
I haven't a clue. I just remembered this one from reading Dinosaur magazines as a 6 year old and felt compelled to shout it.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
Lesser Pierced Bollocktailosaurus.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
Bollocktailosaurus ahoy!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
It's the lesser Polkadot Bollocktailosaurus, no less.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
I've just rescued a bird my cat was 'playing' with.
It will probably die anyway, but at least it will die peacefully, outside my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
Pull its neck.
Then turn it into a lovely hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
It wasn't injured enough to warrant euthanasia.
My cat is sulking now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
Pull the cat's neck and make an even nicer hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
FINGER GLOVE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
build it an exoskeleton from lollypop sticks and elastic bands

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
Tie it to some string and swing it around to attract a falcon.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
None of the things I'm wearing is red.
Four of the things I'm wearing are blue so woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
none of the thing I'm wearing is red or blue.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
One of the things I am wearing is LINEN

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
cotton and METAL
and possibly some plastic

beat that, motherfuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
Naked hang gliding?
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
naked tentbuilding
but close.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
I'm sat here in my pants
they are grey pants
you like that, don't you
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
I've put on my wizard's cloak and hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
Should I apply for this?
jobseekers.direct.gov.uk/detailjob.aspx?sessionid=b9e5026a-3eb1-4350-bc66-33c3e3b19c27&j=GOE/14848
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
yes
yes you should
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)