How about a pug dog being hit in the face with a spade?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

pug
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Your dog's farts smell
Pug chuffs smell like Megan Fox's tits.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

pugs am dogwrongs

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

They are dogrights
Pug backwards is Gup, which is Indian for something probably.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)