If you play the earthsong video by michael jackson backwards
You can see that it was actaully michael jackson who was tearing down the amazonian rainforest. Good ridance I say.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Oh dear...
And that, dear poster, was your first mistake.

SNE.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

So is that lubrication, persuasion or brute force?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

HELLO Azra3l HOW ARE YOU?

( sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

jim_bob
shitter than the jimbob i go out with^TM
( sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

Some say mrbongo doesn't make mistakes
only things that haven't discovered to be true yet
( magnum, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

yo yo y'all

( sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

BINK TO THE MOTHERFUCKING KY

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

hahaha ky lololol.

( sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

*puts both hands RIGHT UP*

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

oh my.
OW.
( sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

BEENKY
was Glastonbury fun did you get burnt were the bands good I see the weather was good?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii spangoliiiiiiiiiiin
glastonbury was FUCKING fun i did not get burnt i did get a bit muddy at some point but then i got wellies and the bands were WELL GOOD and the stalls were cool and i got two new hats and the greenpeace field was hippygood and and and i want more time off to sleep now.

i spent a lot of the time fairly wasted.
( sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

GOOD I am GLAD!
Wasted in a field is a good way to be. Oh yes.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

it was so goooood
did you have a nice time drinking in that barcelona?
( sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

I did indeed
I missed out on all the culture due to being drunk. I'll go back and do that later :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

And if you play Black & White blackwards he goes around the world dancing with people!
No, wait...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

what happened?
did something happen to Michael Jackson?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

Who?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Flapjunior's three years old.
He saw MJ's death on the news, asked who it was and what he did. I said it was Michael Jackson, he used to sing songs and dance, but he died.

"Oh," said Flapjr., "what did he fall off?"

/tedious dad blog
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

So if anyone knows
please tell me and I'll pass it along.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

Mortal coil

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

*applause*

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Hang on
The subtext here is that you tell your bairns to sit down or they'll fall and die. Terrible parenting.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

I did wonder
I found him halfway up the neighbour's scaffolding the other day*, but I'm sure I didn't threaten him with death about it.

*strikethrough etc
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

That's where you're going wrong
Threats at every turn. We built an empire on that kind of thing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

"and that's not a thread, it's a promise" my mum used to say.
I'm still not entirely sure what the difference is.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

We were forever being threatened with being killed.
/Irish parents blog.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

By which I mean
I threatened that he'd be picked up and carried off by giant two-headed crows and forced to work 16-hour days clawing gravel from a quarry.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

The mortal coil.
Aww.

Dammit, too slow.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

HA!
Too late dragging the step ladder to the desk there, small legs.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

I have to jump from key to key
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

That's the cutest thing I've ever read on the internet
I imagine you prancing, fairy-like, until you have to spell alarm.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

H - A - L - P

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

omfg awwwwwwwww

( sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

He died :(

( magnum, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

bad times.
mind you, I've been saying for ages he should cut down on the Gut Bar. I've been saying, haven't I? Haven't I been saying?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

I like watching him moonwalk forwards.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

I'm helping my sister fill in her police application form.
She has to write about a situation where she's had to tell people something that might have upset them and she can't think of anything. I don't know what I'd write for that either.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

How about a pug dog being hit in the face with a spade?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

pug
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Your dog's farts smell
Pug chuffs smell like Megan Fox's tits.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

pugs am dogwrongs

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

They are dogrights
Pug backwards is Gup, which is Indian for something probably.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

your mum died in a car crash... but we retrieved a new will from the wreckage that excludes you

( sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

"I fucked your dad"

( magnum, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

"Is it in yet?"

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

"I'm pregnant, I'm keeping it, and the doctor says it's going to be an AIDS baby, whatever that means"

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

I hate application forms like that.
It's like, you can only get a job if you're doing the same job already.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

"I'm so sorry, I don't know how to tell you this... They'd run out of Phish Food, so I h... I had to get... Chunky Munky... I'm so sorry"

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

you hush your whore mouth, Chunky Monkey is the best flavour

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

This is the best video for that song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kxJbESYJJ4
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

HEAR HEAR!
That pesky rainforest has been pissing me off since day one
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

And if you play Billie Jean backwards he goes around turning all the lights off. I think you'll find he was very energy conscious

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

He was also responsible for Hurricane Katrina.
BURN IN HELL.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

And if you watch Thriller backwards
he COMES BACK TO LIFE
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

And if you watch Moonwalker backwards he blow paedo revival lasers at Joe Pesci and then chases after loads on soldiers and who then help to rebuild his music shop by sucking bullets out of it

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

Ha ha you watched it on Saturday
dint ya?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

Sure ya did

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

And if you watch Beat It backwards people have a dance and then they all walk home

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

And if you watch Thriller backwards a girl chases him around because he's ugly and then he goes through puberty via the power of dance a bit then they go see a movie

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

If you watch his life backwards, its like watching somebody turn the brightness and contrast down on a movie.

( FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

If you watch that porno backwards it's a guy using his cock to suck that nasty white stuff off her face
with his Hoover cock. He also attempts to suck the moisture out of her fanny and bum hole as well which is why he's dressed as a plumber at the end.
( magnum, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

And if you watch Remember The Time backwards he climbs out of baskets and chases after big black men with spears and then dances and disappears which pleases Eddy Murphy

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)