You've got very straight smile

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

I was gurning for ages waiting for whoever was trying to take the pic
Esme probably. My gob went into cramps.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

5 seconds after the flash you probably had to go and do a quick plop in the toilets from all the straining

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

It was a long long night

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)