Fancy dress sucks ass
but work has a fancy dress do coming up with the theme of 'dress that song' (ie. dress up as a song title). Any suggestions? Preferably including a soldier outfit which is the only fancy dress costume I have.

So far I've thought of sticking a cable up a doll's arse and coming as plug in baby. not the greatest....
( thiswasmyclone, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

Go as a soldier

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

boy

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

chomp yur doin it rong
dier + ja boy
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

kiss me through the phone

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

Oh, is THAT what he says?
I keep hearing "Kiss me doo da doh" like the retarded four year old he is
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

I am the Walrus.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

"sucks ass"
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

" *
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Note to self:
Strikethroughs on apostrophes dont work and make it look like a small man is running away from a throwing star.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

You spaz

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

In the corner
Hands on head and NOT a word
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

Tease.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

SHUT UP

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

I HATE YOU

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

Have you been to Embra yet?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

go in your normal get up
you can do "tragedy"
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

*tish boom*

( thiswasmyclone, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Or 'dancing queen'

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

get entirely waxed and go with only tiny hessian sack marked SWAG over your genitalia
smooth criminal
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

dress up as the KWEEN OV UR HEARTS
and get on like a slut

Dirty Diana
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

Go as the sleeping guy from 3guys1hammer

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

wear Gonzo's face
and go as Pob!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Silly Hubare.
Pob is not song.
( FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

I didn't read it....
*unhappy face*
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

It's ok, nor did I.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

Slit your wrists and go as The Razors Edge by AC/DC.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

DO THIS.
SILVER MACHINE

yes thats me
( RedStar returneth, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

go in a giant chicken costume
mansized rooster
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Splat various shades of curry all over yourself and say you've come as a Korma Chameleon

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

"you're in the army now" obviously

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

Dress up as Michael Jackson & Bubbles
"everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey"
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

Walk into the party, trash their furniture, shit on their stairs and piss on their pets.
Unforgiven.
( FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

go dressed a myra hindely
psycho killer
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

^ this

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

go dressed as an ordinary b3ta
I'd do anything for love (even that)
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

alternate song title for that idea - to die a virgin

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

wrap yourself up in blue crepe paper until it becomes difficult to move your limbs normally
tangled up in blue
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

Go in your own clothes
and you can be 'Come As You Are' by Nirvana.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

ooooh
very good, agent Blue
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Or go in and have a wank
and be the same song.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

WOW
I am inviting you to my next fancy dress party.
( RedStar returneth, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

She does a good norky cowgirl ventriloquist dummy
Gottle og geer
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

I was wondering where your other hand was...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

So was I
*sniffs*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

I WOULD WALK 500 MILES...
etc
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

etc
Indeed
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

You've got very straight smile

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

I was gurning for ages waiting for whoever was trying to take the pic
Esme probably. My gob went into cramps.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

5 seconds after the flash you probably had to go and do a quick plop in the toilets from all the straining

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

It was a long long night

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

"New for our celebrity lookalike 2009 catalogue;
Jessie the yodelling cowgirl from Toy Story 2 (lifesize) and Coronation Streets own Sean Tully"
( FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

pfft!

( RedStar returneth, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

I'm watching you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

:)
Rubbish link.
( FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

Hotlinking disabled?
Are you trying to send me your private pics of Tara?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Pfffft. Gah, foiled again.

( FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Surely that would be for 'Beat It' ?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

Oh aye.
Very good.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

Go naked, with white paint and broken glass all up your back.
"Why don't we do it in the road?"
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

shave your head and forcibly eject any ethnics there
white room
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

repeat yourself 5 times
any Manic Street Preachers track
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

any Manic Street Preachers track JMG
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Go as yourself.
"It's Not Unusual"
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Sellotape two bibles under your feet
and go as 'Living On A Prayer'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

kick the shit out of the host
It's my party (and I'll cry if i want to)
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

go as normal but part your hair on the other side of your head
mirror man
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

go in your coolest clothes
dedicated follower of fashion
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

so i'd need to turn up in my Dragon & Unicorn under a moon T-Shirt and Stonewashed jeans with combat pockets?
Man, I'm so cool *cools*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

+staple copies of Grazia magazine to your arse

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

You're In The Army Now
By Sir Status of Quo of course
( rob, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

Go as Rob.
"You're in the Navy".

lolgay
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

rob agrees with me.
win.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

heh - I actually looked to see if anyone had already posted this
but my CTRL F QUO found nothing. Damn you, and your incomplete citations.
( rob, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

what can I say
I don't know my Quo, but I know the songs on the radio from my childhood.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

"Metal Fingers in my Body"
Go as a robot and have nothing but continuous sex with an extremely horny woman until your diodes burn out
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

Alternatively, go as Anal Cunt's "I Like Drugs And Child Abuse"

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Don't utter a single word all night.
"Hush", or even "Don't Speak"
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

or "Shadappa ya face"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

Ha! yes.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Dress up as the final episode of Countdown
Final Countdown
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

Wear a suit, but use some car jump leads as a tie and belt
because You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

Dress normally, but take explosives and 4L of spunk.
Detonate it in the middle of the party - Sex Bomb
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

Dye your hair red and orange. Wear a white tube all along your body. Shake your head about violently all the time.
Candle in the Wind.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

Go dressed as a Doctor and feel up all the chicks.
"Sexual Healing"
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

WIN.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Actually, this is a good idea (without the feeling up bit)
Be a good ice-breaker, anyway.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

( scott,, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Go nude and dripping wet
Naked in the Rain
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Dress up as Baby P
Hit Me Baby One More Time
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Cheeky Girls - This Is Life (Touch My Bum)
Dress as a cheeky cheeky girl, wiggle your bottom at everyone, job done.
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Ransack the place with a flamethrower
Prodigy - Firestarter
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

or take a sex doll and occasionally punch it in the face
Smack my Bitch Up
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Or cover yourself in white powder
Charly
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Walk around trying to dry hump everything.
I'm Too Sexy
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

Go as a lady b3tan
"fat bottomed girls"
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Arf

( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Just stand really close to a girl.
You can be "Stand By Me" and she can be "Stand By Your Man".
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

And someone else can be
Don't Stand So Close To Me
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Go dressed as a tramp
"Gimme Shelter"
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

black up and go as jackson
he wore militray stuff all the time.. so you can pick any song
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Spend the party shagging your girlfriend dressed as a policewoman
NWA - Fuck Tha Police
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Just wear a massive cardboard box, wrapped in brown paper and string
"Signed, sealed, delivered"
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

I'm fucking ace at this.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Whisper secrets about everyone to everyone else.
Informer
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Set your shoes on fire.
Here Comes The Hotstepper
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Or your crotch
"Sex on fire"
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Dress like a massive stiffy
Lethal Bizzle - Go Hard
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Walk around with a cocktail shaker and go with a mate dressed in a stripy top, with a SWAG bag.
The bartender and the thief.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Don't let anyone touch you.
Can't Touch This
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Pfft

( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Put your foot through the wall
One Step Beyond
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Go as the guy from
1 guy 1 jar...
( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Go dressed as the capital of the Republic of Austria and also one of the nine states of Austria with a population of about 1.7 million by far the largest city in Austria, as well as its cultural, economic, and political centre.
Vienna.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

go normally but be obnoxious and ruin the whole thing for everyone
death of a party
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)