Because the face says otherwise!
OOooooOO
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

This is dreadful bullying
I might turn to food and drink or something
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

wy wuv woo weally

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Terrible caddishness

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)