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What have you people done to Captain Wow then?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
chopped her up and fed her to pigs

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
That's not Bricktop!

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6197659
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
Oh.
Irony. Right.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
i love brick vader

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
No sugar,
I'm sweet enough already.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
I do like that revoicing

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
Why what have you heard?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
I heard Bogus was involved
I heard there was touching
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
were you touching yourself?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
I never touched her!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
That's not what we heard
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/bogusandbs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
Why are you posting my picture again?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
Because the face says otherwise!
OOooooOO
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
This is dreadful bullying
I might turn to food and drink or something
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
wy wuv woo weally

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
Terrible caddishness

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Isn't that the resident gay in Coronation Street?

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
No
It's me, you cunt
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
You really do look like him. I didn't realise how much.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
And you look like a fucking tatie field
You big shit bag
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
:(
How rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
I'd still let you have it though

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
No.
That IS Sean from Corrie.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
I'm so confused

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
Yegods
The likeness is uncanny!

So is renaming the link, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
It's a different picture.
I did this one first, but put it on a rubbish host, so deleted it.

3.bp.blogspot.com/_IOMgKipAkNM/Skoon-nTFKI/AAAAAAAAADk/vqgvUe5PAiU/s320/4313_191837555156_616190156_6790069_3577665_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
WILL YOU LOT STOP POSTING MY PICTURE
At least you could shop it or something
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
He's already shopped it.
I sympathise though, through constant re-posting of my video.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
Different thing, James
Different thing
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
I think he knows.
That's the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
It's hard work sometimes

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
I despair.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
Dunno, I've been laying low.
For pretty damned obvious reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
like me posting your standup on /talk?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

www.jamescartercomedy.com/
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
Ooooh, I pressed play on that and then chickened out of actually watching it.
I fear if I did I might cringe so much Id turn myself inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
*flees*

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
*ticks*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
ARGH!

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
YARRRR!

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
didja get my randomburn, didja didja didja?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Yes.
Good to see DVDA on there.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
GOOD.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
*tugs sleeve*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
*dogeyes*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
I dunno, I messaged her on Facebook but nothing :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
Who cares.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
I don't really
but i'm pretending to on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
Oh Esme, its so cool when you pretend not to care.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
Why would I care?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
Why would you not care?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
Why would I not not care?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
Becuase we know you're all heart really

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
It's true, I'm lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
As lovely as a bag of spanners

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived) 


                      
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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
thats lovely

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
She loves it really :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Yee?
I like that. My hair isn't that long, though. 8/10.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
She has food poisoning

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
Shit!
She was MJ all along.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
Is your sig a reference to a certain Aussie?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
I'm sure she would never be that mean

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
Of course I fucking would.
Yes, Esme, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
Haha. thought so.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
What did YOU do with her?
or, what would you do with her?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Your
mum
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
bullied her for calling her boyfriend 'the wife'

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)