I bought noodles last night to put in my curry
but I forgot to eat so I had a whole packet of crumpets for breakfast
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

My wife is doing the cooking and washing up.
I am posting shit on a shit forum with far more shit people than good people lately.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)