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I went to the shops.
I bought noodles.
How about that?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
I just ate some wine gums.
I'm quite the rebel.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
FUCK YOU, YOU SICK FUCKING WHORE.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
hard or soft?
IT'S IMPORTANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
Damn it they weren't even wine gums,
they were fruit pastilles.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
Think of all that sugar rotting your insides

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
I'm sure I'll live.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
Are there hard winegums?
aren't they something else completely?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
SPORTS MIXTURE

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
I've never had that.
It looks shit.

I like skittles.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
Who would have thought it.
MoT likes something that good people like. I never thought I'd see the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
I like quite a lot of things that other good people like.
It's a much shorter list to go through things I hate, so it's easier my way.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
You like chocolate milkshake and tuna.
That makes you a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
Chocolate milkshake and tuna are quite popular things.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
Not among good people.
Only cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
Tuna is perfectly acceptable.
WTF are you on about? You're the worst person ever. Even worse than MoT.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
I didn't realise there were two different sorts of wine gums.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
there aren't.
There's wine gums, fruit gums and hard gums, and I'm pretty sure wine gums are just braded fruit gums.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
Yes
Hard and soft one's. The soft one's are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
So this packet here,
that just says "Wine Gums" on it, and not "hard" or "soft", what are they, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
fruit pastilles

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
wait,
the Wine Gums packet has fruit pastilles in it as well? Now I'm really confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
have you got two packets of sweets then?
i'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
Yes!
Indeed, I have!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
they're still fairly dissimilar
i'm not sure how you mixed them up
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
I didn't mix the sweets up,
I mixed the names up.

Anyway they're not that different. They're both chewy gelatine-based fruit-flavoured sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
:/

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
Stupid spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
Why would they put Fruit Pastilles in a bag that said "Wine Gums" on it?
Bastard Trebor Bassett, fucking with our lives :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
wine gums.
He's on about something completely different.

He's also wrong, it's the soft ones that are better.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
I think planearm is thinking of his dad's penis lol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
I bought noodles last night to put in my curry
but I forgot to eat so I had a whole packet of crumpets for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
My wife is doing the cooking and washing up.
I am posting shit on a shit forum with far more shit people than good people lately.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
my shopping anecdote is far better than this crap

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
LICK MY CREVICE.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
i just made some food
but now i don't want it
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
I won at The Game Of Life AND Monopoly.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
but you just lost the game

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
Fuck that. Hotels on the yellows, oranges and reds and all four stations.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Can you put hotels on stations?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
No. I didn't, I meant that I had all four and hotels on the others.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
I like the browns and oranges.
The oranges catch people who get caught in jail, and the browns always act as a good little earner.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
Just noodles?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
Crikey.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
i was hoping to buy a book on making digital music aimed at people who know nothing about it like me.
I did not find any such bookticle.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
I presume you're fully stocked with apples.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)