What if it's not available in your area?
I'm not moving.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

then you should live somewhere decent.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)