I'd like glasses that superimpose bourbons onto custard creams

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

I'd like a jetpack and a hoverboard.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

In infrared, bourbons and custard creams are virtually indistinguishable.
Frankly, this would have made a far more coherent analogy for racial harmony than the keys on a fucking piano.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

so what you're saying is white people are terrible on the inside?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Evil to the core.
Except Stephen Hawking. He only exists under infrared light.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)