Discuss new things.
Things related to augmented reality, or biscuits.

You choo-choo-choose.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

I do enjoy a good bourbon biscuit.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

they're a bit grainy
i like Maryland cookies
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

i'm not aware of any recent developments in biscuit technology
sorry
( well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Please find out.
I'll wait.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

I'd like glasses that superimpose bourbons onto custard creams

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

I'd like a jetpack and a hoverboard.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

In infrared, bourbons and custard creams are virtually indistinguishable.
Frankly, this would have made a far more coherent analogy for racial harmony than the keys on a fucking piano.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

so what you're saying is white people are terrible on the inside?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Evil to the core.
Except Stephen Hawking. He only exists under infrared light.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Fuck me! It's nearly 7.00pm!
Where has the day gone?
(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

Have you been busy?
It goes quicker when you're doin' tings, innit.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

I suppose so
but arsing around on FB is hardly being busy.

Oh, and making up lies for QOTW.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

what is FB
EXPLAIN TO ME
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

It's what all the cool kids call Facebook these days
it's a method of avoiding talking to friends in the real world and pretending to have lots of friends who are really one fat bloke who lives in Gravesend.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

And is quick to advertise the Belfry in Birchington.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

most use it to wank over chicks, innit

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

So you didn't really need explaining to you then?

(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

yes

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

fuck biscuits i cant eat in this weather.
i have recently discovered that i can watch telly and play the ps3 whilst sitting on the toilet
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

That's excellent
can I move in?
(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

no

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

Oh go on
go on
go on
please
(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

Go on, let him.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

i wont stand for this bullying

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

He'll be nice, I'm sure.
Wont you, Stiff?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

I'm always nice!
Nice is my middle name. Fuck these bastards who say Danger is their middle name, far better to be called Nice.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

I'll draw up a tenancy agreement for both of you.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

That's alright
you can sit down.
I'll let you go first on the PS3.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

That's disgusting, you sicken me.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

no i dont you love me to pieces

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

Multi-shitting is the way forward.
Also, hello.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

aloha

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

High.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

not yet.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

i was discussing the Sky
innit

BIZZLE!
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

alright rosalicious

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

Fuck off, she's mine.
Also, hello.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

She doesn't really like me anyway.
Hello.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

i never really did
and i dont see why i should pretend just because youre now dating my ex. thats not how i roll
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

All you need now is a series of pullies and leavers and you'll be able to whipe your own arse too !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

I don't mind a Custard Cream every now and then.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

You're living the dream.
I like those with coffee and a hat.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

Stetson?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

bowla

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

whats your opinion on bourbon biscuits?

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

I don't really have much of an opinion on biscuits.
Sorry.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

ok
no problem.
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

I don't often eat biscuits.
But given the choice, I'd probably go for chocolate chip cookies, or bourbons.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

I feel the same way.
Damn this heat.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

Right, I'm bored now.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

Cunt.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

Saucy bastard.
:P
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

plz halp me b3ta
www.top10-broadband.co.uk/check/?postcode=LN1+1SL&phone=

i'm useless at this sort of thing, which should i choose?
( weaver., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

Sky are good.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

thanks for the advice

( weaver., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Especially if you like having 1000+ channels, fuck all to watch...
Oh, and quite possibly the only proper unlimited connection.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

I'm rather impressed with that stuff, I'ld quite like to see an AR app for the iPhone, should be possible now it knows what way you're facing.
Also, apparently stem-cell research is going to cure me in about 10 years, yay !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

i think that's been done.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Ooo, good stuff then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

check out the youtube/zombie/skittles thing

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)