I'm always nice!
Nice is my middle name. Fuck these bastards who say Danger is their middle name, far better to be called Nice.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

I'll draw up a tenancy agreement for both of you.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)