If I masturbated every time you say something that doesn't make sense,
I'd have a withered stump where my penis should be.

Man, I never understand you/
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

I'm wacky,.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

I'd whack you

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)