Who would you rather see post regularly?
Me or Carowallis?

Be honest now.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Who?

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Top five fart foods!

Eat these foods to guarantee the stinkiest guffs!

1. Cheese

2. Eggs

3. Curry

4. Sprouts

5. Cabbage!

Mix them up for some interesting smells!

Keep it TOXIC!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

slightly nearer the top.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Yes, it's a status ailment because it makes you unable to eat untill the effect wares off. Just be happy hes healing you and kamakaze the monsters!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

If I masturbated every time you say something that doesn't make sense,
I'd have a withered stump where my penis should be.

Man, I never understand you/
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

I'm wacky,.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

I'd whack you

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Near the top.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I don't know many names off by heart.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

JMG must have posted 38 minutes ago.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Obviously

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

i am very, very indifferent

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

THEN Y R U REPLYIN LOL
/pre-empting inevitable responses since 1986
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Not really
Eastys response was entirely relevant
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

That's as maybe, but some tit with a room-temperature IQ would have failed to realise this and posted that knee-jerk response anyway.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

You sort of posted it
so nyer
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

i haven't seen different about in ages

( spacefish bong!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

feels good man

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

It's the most exciting debate of our times

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

We are talking brown envelopes...
...discretion assured?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Is that Lincoln lard licker still here?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

I enjoyed that show mongy was on about.
Cheers, mongy.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

no worries, they are funny lads

( mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

What Show?
The Good Old Days?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Hetty Wainthropp Investigates?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Carowallis used to make pictures, you do fuck all
i'd say her
( mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

squeeky13 should come back
and do something to get banned each week
( weaver., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

That chubby cunt?
From Kendal? Ryan Bury?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

He was funny.
Well, I say he was funny, I mean he made me laugh.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

His threat was best
The chubby GAY cunt
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I don't like your profile.
So, carowatsits.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I meant to update it, actually
how is it now?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

It doesn't tell me much about you.
Needs more pipe smoking.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I haven't read Robert Rankin in years
but I still occasionally get Sprout newsletters
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Not seen her name round here for a while

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Neither please.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

I have vague memories of her. She was nice.
I have no preference to be honest.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

what?????? this tedious little wanker knocked up a girl and run away from it, caro posted pictures of fruit with eyes

( mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Hmm. Except he didn't.
I am retaining my original opinion. It would be nice if they both posted. I don't like this idea that I have to choose.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

meh, it's not much of a choice, he did act the twat, that is good enough for me

( mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

either of you as long as there is variation in the content of your respective musings

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

you're a wanker

( mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Make up your mind, sweetie

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

you're a wanker

( mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

you're a wanker

( mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

you're a wanker

( mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

you're a wanker
you're a wanker
( mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Electric Light Orchestra.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

perhaps performing the final song from A New World Record
Shangri-La
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

im filling in a form for my duke of edinburgh award
"how did you review your progress and achievements?"

lolwut?
( weaver., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

tell them you kept a diary of how you improved as a person

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

draw a pitcure of you
and then draw a picture of you with a beard

leave a foot note as "hair indicates experience"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

pffft
:D
( weaver., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Also commonly you will see hairy chests adorned with gold medallions, GOLD AWARD

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

use feedback from ebay

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

who are you
?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Some wanker.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

MASSIVE WANKER
( mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

I like Carowallis. We had lots of chat in Huddersfield years ago.
I don't like you. You set fire to an ash tray and got thrown out of the pub before I arrived.

So not you.
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Settled!
And without any tedious "but on the other hand, tits!" trumpery.

Astounding
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)