what is this guffbeaking of which you speak?

(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

A sport invented by baldmonkey himself
whereby you attempt to break wind in public places and gain a point for each gurn you witness.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)