have you followed through today?
I know I have. :(
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

NEVER

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

In public? Did you have to do the sly 'I'm just going to the toilet - I was going to go even before that fart followed by
horrible shit smell anyway' walk?
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

thankfully, I was at home
I was even sat on a towel as I'd just gotten out of the shower.

I farted and then I thought 'hang on, that felt far too squishy and warm'.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Are you looking forward to norkyhugs next weekend?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

YES.
I am. I'm also hoping for pie and bacons and lovely beers please.
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

No but it was a close call
when I attempted to guffbeak some people in Tesco today.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

How would you deal with a followthrough in a social situation?`

( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

blame it on the boogie

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

I would remove my trousers
and wipe my arse with a small child.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Let's say you're with the Royal family, and there are no children about.
Who would you wipe your arse on?
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

The Queen or a passing corgi.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

It'd try to bite your bollocks.
And so would the corgi lololololololllolololol and then I got off the bus
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Snappy little fuckers for sure.
A hard punch on the back of the neck renders them unconcious. Same as the corgis really.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I reckon QE2 is filthy in bed. I bet she loves it up the Balmoral.

( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I'm sure Phil is partial to the odd badly packed kebab.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Prince Charles' Cock
Obviously
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

Anthony

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

what is this guffbeaking of which you speak?

(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

A sport invented by baldmonkey himself
whereby you attempt to break wind in public places and gain a point for each gurn you witness.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

You dirty, dirty bastard.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

:(

(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

i have remained quite continent

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

That is a shame :(
I haven't, but there's a first time for everything.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)