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Hello Fatsoes. JMG here.
I've been out with Of*l**e Gi**. Shocking.

What have I missed tonight. Undoubtedly somebody lost an ounce and celebrated by starting a thread. You guys.
(__, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)
Oh Esme :(
Why the hatred.

You've found me funny before.

Sad face.
(__, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:36, archived)
lol cock pics?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:37, archived)
As yourself, not lolJMGparody
That's nearly as shit as the man himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:38, archived)
I wanted to see if people would notice

(__, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:39, archived)
If it didn't say Friz at the bottom, it's basically a JMG post.
I'm sure he's funny or maybe he used up all of his wit on the memes he created for himself.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:40, archived)
I'm fucking bored of it, anyway,

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:42, archived)
So must all the people who popular paged cr3's posts about him.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)
Tell me more.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)
Like, did he have a car?

(__, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:50, archived)
cr3 just posted about how he used to be funny.
Enough people clicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:53, archived)
Oh. I thought there was scandal.
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:54, archived)
I'm going to have sex with you now

(__, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)
I'm the world's most polite rapist, you see

(__, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)
Oh, I see.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)
GUESS WHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:40, archived)
GO ON, GUESS

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:41, archived)
A GIANT PENIS?

(__, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:41, archived)
YOU'RE REALLY A WOMAN

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:41, archived)
I'M TOTALLY NOT REALLY A WOMAN
I TOTALLY AM SMOKING A 100% GENUINE REAL CIGARETTE THOUGH

RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)
INDOORS?
YOU DISGUST ME
(__, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)
lololol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)
oh man, I'm so cool
I unlocked the gold van upgrade

www.addictinggames.com/D78AQSAKQLQWI9/5173.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:48, archived)
What kind of action can i do in touching mode and les mode?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)
Fucking paedophiles.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:50, archived)
They're all fucking immature arseholes

(__, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)
smathels is a paedophile shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:58, archived)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 4:00, archived)
Why am I not getting any point on the second mission?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)
Ahh I think I realise now.
I was just being a fat spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)
missile launchers dude
missile launchers paste the shit out of those ambulance bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 4:07, archived)
You cunt.
I smoked all of mine. I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)
DOES HE HAVE A MOUSTACHE?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:43, archived)
I just had lemon tart and spring rolls left over from the meeting before
the sweet taste of free finger food
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:36, archived)
whenever there's a table full of buffet crap for a client meeting
I endeavour to cough over it and wipe bogies across the biscuits

there's a good chance someone in your workplace does the same
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:40, archived)
and here I thought they were green sprinkles

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)
It's 4am. What the fuck do you think you're doing?

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:58, archived)
Watching Jekyll
And fucking melting
(__, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:59, archived)
Fucking sick.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)
batman more like fatman

(__, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 4:05, archived)
ZING.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 4:07, archived)
1001 posts.
Well done me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 4:07, archived)