I just had lemon tart and spring rolls left over from the meeting before
the sweet taste of free finger food
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:36, archived)

whenever there's a table full of buffet crap for a client meeting
I endeavour to cough over it and wipe bogies across the biscuits

there's a good chance someone in your workplace does the same
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:40, archived)

and here I thought they were green sprinkles

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)