This would be a far better opening paragraph than any of those in the above.

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

I've just about had enough of these MOTHERFUCKING BEES in this MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)

bees on the floor
with samuel jackson
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)