This is all getting decidedly QOTW(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:45,
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"And then I fucked my dad and he was awesome as I rolled a Q4 on Dungeons & Dragons, thus winning me the match"(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:46,
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